April - the Future On One Lasting Service
Dear Fellow Members of DoD Battleborn,
At my request Battleborn is making the transition into becoming something new: a full-fledged IT Services group. Rather than conquering the stars Battleborn will now turn its focus toward conquering the exciting world of corrupted drivers and malware removal.
Obviously Destiny will take a back seat as we move forward into this endeavor so the Code of Conduct shall be amended as follows:
1. You will no longer be required to play a minimum amount of Destiny 2 each month to retain membership.
2. You WILL need to generate a minimum of four billable hours for IT Services each month at a minimum rate $97 per hour.
I know what some of you might be thinking: "What do I do if I have no experience in IT?" The answer to that is simple my friends: Google. The best IT professionals are marked by their ability to Google anything they don't know (everything) within a matter of seconds.
Even if you can't Google, you can still contribute. Ever throw a controller in frustration? Can you remain polite while making someone feel like they are the stupidest person on Earth? Ever make up a term that sounds technical but is in fact gibberish? All of these and more are valuable skills that Battleborn IT Services can put to use!
I look forward to this exciting change, as well as the massive amount of money that I stand to gain from this enterprise.